Raja jee jokes part 3

Ek Baar England Ka Ek Raja Thha. Usko Heroines Ko Bula Ke Unka Nanga Dance Dekhne Ka Bada Shonk Thha
Is Bar Usne Pamela Anderson Ko Bulaya Aur Special Bola Ki Aaj Mujhe Dance Karke Dikha

Pamela Ne Socha: “Aaj Is Raja Ke Bache Ki Khabar Lungi”

Usne Raja Ko Esa Thumke Laga Laga Ke Dance Dikhaya Ki Raja Ki Tabiyat Khush Ho Gayi

Raja Ne Usko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Bola: “Pamela Aaj Tune Mujhe Khush Kiya Hai, Jo Mangna Hai Maang”

Pamela: “Main Jo Mangungi Doge? Mukroge To Nahi?”

Raja Bola: “Humne Tujhe Apni Juban Di Hai, Maang Jo Mangna Hai”

Pamela Boli: “Maine Aapki Gaddi Ke Uper Tatti Karni Hai”

Raja Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Usne Pamela Ko Bade Lalach Diye. Paisi Ka Heere Moti Ka Par Vo Nahi Maani

Akhirkar Raja Ne Tang Aa Kar Kaha: “Aaj Se 15 Din Baad Aa Ke Kar Liyo”

Ab Bechara Raja Bada Pareshan Thha Ki Fass Gaya Kya Karu, Ese To Meri Bahut Beizzti Hogi

Usne Bade Logo Se Salah Mangi Par Koi Bhi Is Problem Ka Hal Nahi Bata Saka

3 Din Rah Gaye Thhe Pamela Ko Aane Mein Ki Usko Pata Laga Ki India Ka Sab Se Syana Banda Santa Singh England Aya Hai Ghumne

Usne Fatafat Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha Ki Meri Problem Solve Kar

Santa Bola: “Arey, Darro Nahi Main Us Pamela Ko Dekh Lunga”

(Santa Ne Pehle Bhi Ek Baat Pamela Ki Maa Behan Ek Ki Thhi Click Here To Read The Old Joke)

Thik 15 Din Pamela Aa Gayi Aur Raja Se Boli: “Raja Ji, Jaldi Batao Gaddi Kaha Hai Main Is Chakkar Mein 3 Din Se Toilet Bhi Nahi Gayi”

Raja Ne Santa Ko Dekhta To Santa Ne Pamela Ko Kaha: “Pamela Ji, Wo Rahi Gaddi Aur Jake Kar Lo”

Raja Ke Hoshh Udd Gaye Ki Santa Kya Kah Raha Hai.

Pamela Jaisi Hi Gaddi Ke Pass Pahunchi Ki Santa Ne Usko Awaj Laga Kar Kaha

Santa: “Pamela, Par Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna, Tune Agar Tatti Ke Sath Sath Ek Boond Bhi Peshab Kiya To Tujhe Kaat Diya Jayega, Tune Sharat Tatti Karne Ki Rakhi Thhi Na Ki Sath Mein Peshab Karne Ki”

Ye Sun Kar Pamela Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Vo Chup Chap Tatti Ko Gaand Mein Rok Ke Chali Gayi

Is Tarha Apne India Ke Hero Santa Ne England Ke Raja Ki Izzat Bacha Di




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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko RAJA Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... RAJA Pass Ho Gaya
..................mast chutkule :)

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(Two freinds were talking)
1st friend- yaar galti se kabhi shadi mat karna....warna tera ghar gaya samajh.....
2nd- abe ese kyun bol raha he??
1st- Dekh yaar....sabjiwali sabji bechti he........phulwali phul bechti he.......dudhwali dudh bechti he......
2nd- ha to....in sab baton se mere shadi ka kya lena dena???
1st- Abe to phir shadi karke gharwali layega to woh ghar bechegi na!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do girls prefer arranged marriage?
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Because an UNKNOWN namoona is better than Well known kamina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Teacher- Bacho.......Mouse ka spelling kon batayega?
(sare students ne apne hath upar kiye)
Teacher- Bitu, tum batao..
Bitu- MOUS....mm...ahh...mm....
Teacher- ha bolo....kosis karo.......mous.........end me kya hota he?? yaad karo.
Bitu- ha...end me ek lambi puch hoti he!!!!!!




Sibsankar- Parvati......Parvati......kaha ho tum...jara jaldi ana...
Parvati- ha boliye...prabhu..kya hua. chila kyun rahe he?
Sibsankar- are mujhe mera trisul nehi milraha he. tumne kahi dekha he kya?
Parvati- Oho....apka trisul...usko to Ganesh legaya he noodles khane ke liye!!!!!!!!!



Sir- are ye koi waqt he school aneka.....pata he abhi 11.30 baje he...
Student- Sorry sir...woh kya he ki..........
Sir- kya woh..me kuch nehi sununga. tumhe pata he na class 10.30 se suru hoti he....
Student...Ok sir, next time ap mere bina hi class suru kar dena..ok..don't worry ...i never mind!!!!!!!!



Ek gaon me ek bacha tha...jo ki standard 3 me padhta tha. Uske class ke ek kone me ek chuhe ne apna bil banaya tha. Jab bhi master ji class me padhate the...woh us chuhe ke sath busy rehta tha......Ek din jab master ji ne ek math ka problem solve karne ko diya......to woh ans dhundne ke waje chuha ke sath laga tha........Master ji ye dekh kar piche....."are nikla kya?"( unka matlab ans se tha)
Bacha- Nehi sir nikla tha par phir andar ghus gaya.....


Ek tha Raja…
Ek thi Rani…
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam.






 

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