raja rani jokes in hindi

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,Funny Jokes
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!by UZZAL

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yeh ek chhoti si koshish hai ek kahaani kehne ki.. mere dimag mein raja rani ki kahaniyan ghumti rehti hain aksar.. socha ki unme se ek apke sath bhi baant saku  kahin kuch kami reh gayi ho toh mujhe bataane ka kasht karein.. dhanyawaad..


ek raja tha ek rani thi.. aur unki ek kahaani thi..
ek mehal tha.. aur uski majboot deewarein thi..

har din sair par jate toh sapno mein kho jate the..
sainikon ki toli thi ek badi.. jo bahut toofani thi..

ek kami thi, dono santaan prem se wanchit the..
rajya tha samraddha.. unki duniya veerani thi..

kayi jap-tap-pooja-path kiye.. tab wardan mila..
kali khilegi baag mein.. yeh uski nishaani thi..

phool khila jo neela  toh, unko putri ka pyar mila..
neelkamal tha naam.. jiski duniya abhi anjaani thi..

neelkamal jab badi huyi.. swayamvar tyaar hua..
kayi rajkumar aaye the.. jinki buddhi aajmani thi..

ek teer tha kamaan mein..aur ek di gayi kalam..
ek rahasya tha chhupa.. jiski gutthi suljhani thi

kehti thi,raat na hone paye..dil na khone paye..
neelkamal ki paheli.. jaane kya ajab kahaani thi..

bas ek pehar ka waqt hai..aur dil uska sakht hai..
ek kavita likh sake jo.. usi ke sang biyaahi jani thi..

dhanush-kamaan sambhale jo rajkumar aye the..
un rajveeron se kahan koi kavita likhi jaani thi..

ek rajkunwar..kulshreshtha..kalam uthayi thi jisne..
aur neelkamal ko prem-patrika likh di apni jubaani thi..

bas wahin khatm ho gayi pareeksha.. woh dono ek huye.
neelkamal ko war mila woh jiski har taan mastaani thi..


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Challang 4 U…

1 Raja Apni Rani ko Paani Lany ka BoLta hy,
jab Rani Paani Lati hy to Raja kehta hy k
“ye Paani Main Nahi Peeta, ab is Paani ko GiRana b Nahi,
Peena b Nahi,
Aur kisi ko dena b Nahi,
Lekin ye GLass Mujy khali kr k do,
Agr Nahi kiya to Tum ko TaLaQ hy.”
.
Ab Ap Bataiaye k
Rani aisa kya kary..
k Wo TaLaQ se BaCh jaye_?

(Note):
Rani ko Apni jaga se HiLnay ki b ijazat Nahi hy!

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Rajrani:k paas ek
unknown call
aaya.....
.
.
.
Caller- do u hav a
bf........???
.
.
Rajrani- yessss........b ut
who r u.....???
.
.
Caller- tera bhai.........ru k
ghar aa k
batata hu....
.
.
.
after few sendz once
again
unknown call
-
-
Caller- do u hav a
bf....?????
.
.
ladki-no i dont.......... :(
Caller- to mai kon
hu...?????:-<

Rajrani- ohh sorry jaan
maine socha
bhai hai...... :(
Caller- mai bhai hi hu..... :-
<
"bas aaj to tu gyi......



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